Perfect for a night out with the girls!  Don’t have the heart to tell the annoying person you just met to “buzz off?”  Give him a DISS-CARD.   Take them on your next business trip!  The outgoing message he hears when calling the real phone number on your fake business card will let him know just how you feel.  Carry them all the time just in case.  Be a model, nurse or any of the six professions included just for the night and never see or hear from him again.    PLEASE NOTE – all numbers and addresses are American.  You will need to pretend that you are here on holiday from the US!